This Post Dedicated to Christine Merrill

Chris, this is a test. If this post doesn't throw your writing style completely off, then you will be successful. Good luck!

Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he had ever experienced; and for the entirety of the Labor Day weekend they had sex like monkeys on espresso, not those monkeys in the zoo that fling their feces at you, but more like the monkeys in the wild that have those giant red butts, and access to an espresso machine.

More at the link below. A tip o' the hat to Mark Horvath.

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2006 Results

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